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Leather Demotivational Poster


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


LEATHERFACE - Some people put on a face to impress others. He took it way too far !




THEY SAY SMOKING KILLS - BUT SHE LOOKS WELL PRESERVED. NOT WELL. BUT CERTAINLY PRESERVED.


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L


UV RADIATION DAMAGE - Its A Myth Just Like Global Warming. If It Exists, Show Me The Proof.


TAGS: radiation cancer tan leather
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

premiumgrade - October 16, 2013, 3:03 am
10/4 on that, Pikeman.
Pikeman - August 24, 2012, 5:46 pm
False argument. Just because UV damage is real, does not mean that a unrelated subject is true. Especially since the high priests of AGW have deemed the sun's output as irrelevant to global warming.
MPsniper - August 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
just wash my eyes... in bleach.


BIKER CHICKS -




MARINE TOAST -




United States Marine Corps -




PSYCHOTIC CHIC -


TAGS: insanity psychotic hot babe leather your mom
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 8:05 pm
o boy lets have some fun lol


IN MY OPINION -


TAGS: boot leather et al
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
They taste like chicken!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:53 am
SHMOO-th. (look it up) 5.
Cloudchaser - May 10, 2011, 10:13 am
That's why you see people protesting fur, but not leather.


BLACKCAT - I wish one would cross my path.




CLICK,SQUEAK,CLICK,SQUEAK... - Why ninjas never wear heels and patent leather.


TAGS: ninjas patent leather
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

The Goat - September 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
I thought the whole point of a ninja was to do his thing without being noticed! I don't think I understand how notice to notice these five!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
Ah, grandma's house. Memories.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
FLATULENCE Some seem to need an alibi more than others.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Great one! Its hard to sneak up on some one when you squeal like a plastic covered sofa. Ah, grandma's house. 5/5
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:58 pm
Excellent.


WHIPLASH -


TAGS: whip domme leather basque boots
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MikeN

Bovee - January 21, 2010, 2:47 pm
for some reason she just creeps me out.
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2010, 1:14 pm
MikeN seems to have a lot of pics of Grandma?
me4891 - January 21, 2010, 1:00 pm
Looks like Rhea Perlman
GreyScorpion - January 21, 2010, 12:08 pm
Grandma took her pinochle very seriously.


BENTO FETISH - Got one?


TAGS: bento gay leather
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Kamui

Warghl - June 26, 2009, 1:29 pm
That man there... his name is "Hard Gay" for cereal. can you guess why?


WHY LEATHER FOR JACKETS? - Because it's not doing the meat in my freezer any good.




CHOKER -




BROKE BAT MOUNTAIN - She's trying to make ammends. This time it's girl on girl. MMMM.Naughty biker girls




LEATHER -


TAGS: leather smell car
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Ashson

onlyonetroll - December 31, 2010, 6:19 pm
...why do I suddenly hear "Get yer motor running"?
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 2:09 pm
or a golf bag


MATH - So I put 2+2 together and decided you're pissing me off.




If Peace Begins On Our Plate -


TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.


Happy Mothers Day -


TAGS: lies liar mom fruit leather fruit roll up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by n07y0ur5

geewizpaul - June 20, 2013, 8:05 am
Ha, ha. So true mom, fuck you and your hippie hoopla bullshit. We shouldn't be punished for your inability to teach us to simply control our cravings. instead of you believing in us you give us an endless bucket of crap to eat striking your responsibility
prideside5 - June 3, 2013, 9:21 pm
OMG, this makes my day! I alway knew the difference and was made to feel bad for pointing it out. Now I when I'm faced with the choice at the store there is no choice. One sucks and the other belongs in a lab to be studied. Great Post
player4reel - June 2, 2013, 1:35 am
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Hellza Yes my mom and the bunk babysitters she hired always tried to force feed me that nasty "REAL" shit. You know what else is real mom? Your ass. A kid knows the difference and thats the real real! This is great


Early Days -




Leatherface -


TAGS: leatherface chainsaw massacre meat meet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 2, 2016, 5:38 am
Haha i thought you'd like it. Thanks!
concern3 - September 2, 2016, 5:34 am
Words, UP yours


SEMPER FIDELIS -


TAGS: united states marine corps birthday semper fidelis the few the proud usmc leathernecks devil dogs
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My Ass Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie


Madame Lash -




Rhino -




Ladies of France -


TAGS: leather wood stone and hair
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 17, 2014, 8:50 am
merci
JesusWept - December 17, 2014, 1:16 am
Magnifique! Cinq L's, Monsieur!
Thedge - December 16, 2014, 8:00 pm
Yeah... me either. But it made sense when I wrote it. Somehow. tnx for the 5 hairy noses.
Oldsod - December 16, 2014, 7:48 pm
I don't understand it, and laughed anyway. 5 hirsute proboscides!


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